All this dress color argument reminds me of the old argument over the color of original Gatorade. Its clearly yellow, but some see it green. #matttweets

I always chuckle @ claims that college "encourages conformity." I wouldn't have gray hairs if we could ever get anyone to agree on anything. #matttweets

The half drunken redneck conversation at the Chilis bar about what they done saw on Twitter today has convinced me Twitter is no longer hip. #matttweets

So everyone has forgotten Ello & moved on to This.? I'm going to start U, a site that only lets you send 1 character at a time. #matttweets

"We need to return to the MOOC as originally envisioned: social learning" @alantodd @gsiemens http://wrd.cm/1yhxHzm #matttweets

So a company that I busted a few years ago for posting tons of fake comments on my blog is still around. So much for "karma" being a thing. #matttweets

"If a little cartoon can threaten your belief system, get a new belief system." Stephan Pastis #matttweets

"Oh yay, I get to go to a session on FERPA!" said no one ever. #matttweets

Heh - well, I guess I have to start pointing out the difference between rhetorical "we" and literal "we" in my blog posts now :) #matttweets

Fracking: turning Texas into California since 2008. #matttweets